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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Quantum Space raises $40 million - SpaceNews

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

They put up a sign reading

—

No go.

Renck: If J.K. Dobbins stays healthy, he’ll be reason Broncos win AFC West - The Denver Post

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Why is the trade war between the United States and the rest of the world keeping on escalating, with US goods facing brutal boycotts from the global economy? Isn’t this horrific for US companies whose earnings and stocks are already collapsing?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is music publishing?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Mariska Hargitay Was Accidentally Left Behind at the Scene of the Car Wreck That Killed Her Mom Jayne Mansfield - People.com

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dismal ticket sales, grumblings from fans and clubs – is FIFA’s latest attempt to establish a global club game doomed before it starts? - The Conversation

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

12 Shocking Celebrity Revelations From This Week That You Simply Won't Believe - BuzzFeed

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

No, not a chance

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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